How are you today? I'm fine, blah, blah, blah.....
-Sparky-

Ratman...kinda has a super hero ring to it dont ya think?
-RaTY-

I'd say that's a big fat sh*t yeah!!
-Sparky-

lratyuke needs a camoflage poncho so he can look like princess leigha...
-Cryptic-

how do u know my sexual fantisies?
-RaTY-

She just couldn't hide her cuteness even behind an ape face.
-Rav-

(Women in executive management, what a turn-on!!)
-Straynjer-

*wipes sweat from brow*
-RaTY-

weekend haha!!!...yawns...plugs brain into hard disk........nothing happening....gadagadagadagada........Nothing...........NOTHING............oh gosh!...mmmm..no hangovers no being naughty.....rage was good on sat....sunday brekkie was delicious....! gee took some photos.......unplugs brain
-lleelu-

i had a slice of cold pizza. bachelor life sucks as far as cooking goes.
-Cryptic-

2 minute noodles cooked properly rock - and its a good pickup line
"I got 2 minute noodles?"
-Attikus-

"ur noodle better be longer than two minutes..."
-LeXie-

i love making melting moments biscuits..
-Sloth-

i can cook cornflakes and milk ....oh and peanut butter on toast
-Vurt-

i shall attempt to make magic .....
-Vurt-

Must be time for a bucket.
-Neanderthal-

i am just a bloody tourist :)
-LeXie-

Close your eyes and I'll kiss youuuuuuu
Toooomoooorrrrooooooow I'll misssss youuuuuuuuu
-Cryptic-

eZZA =] are you a 30 yr old Electrician?
-LeXie-

EZZA dood! Welcome to our forums .........and keep yer mouth shut!
-SickFest-

Leelu, it's impossible for you not to keep reminding me of that gorgeous little semi naked babe in The Fifth Element.
BIG BADA BOOM!
-Rav-

hours of mindless fun..
-RaTY-

works really well for me and my budget machine
-Lovelock-

/me looks for a place to snooze
-eZZa-

Edit all posts so they say cool things about RD.
-Rav-

I like smacking the little fellow against the tool bar .. BAD littleman .. BAD!!!
-Lapsiek-

*smack.....whooosh.....smack*
-LeXie-

come whore with us....
lets whore, lets whore away...
-RaTY-

oooh sex talk!! run to the hills!
-Cryptic-

Be a whore , don't be a troll .
Trolls lower the quality of the forum and inhibit the graceful movements of the wh0re.
-Vurt-

I am spanky.
-eZZa-

how does it feel cryptic ?
-Vurt-

(bit like someone blowing on it)
-Cryptic-

this prompts many images in my mind.
-Cryptic-

Wooot!! I think I beat ya'll today :P
-eZZa-

u really really crack me up sometimes.
no sense make i
-Cryptic-

I do stupid stuff all the time...
-LeXie-

so there i am sopped to the bone fully clothed.. shivering... and yes.. i had landed face first in dog shit.
-Cryptic-

I could have been a pro-footballer... but i chose to wh0re instead *puffs chest out proudly*
-Cryptic-

... no coming out of closets allowed by order of God
-Vurt-

 

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