(Cato Insert: Can we all pitch in and buy Tylia?) -Cato-

Holy christian faith? Since when was it holy? -Mithraist-

I do it myself a little deeper now…but I am not going into detail about my weirdness *smiles* -Ty Capulet-

How about Ty (too many Carriage Returns) meets RAV (Not enough ! -Cato-

shittyshittyfuckfuck -Cryptic-

Dont matter what drink u gimme – i’ll just act like u doped it!!!! -Atticus-

They need a “what type of yak are you” contest -DkB RedYak-

Well look at that, I’m charismatic, why am I told to shut up on BC so often then? -Mithraist-

Ok Mith I think I’ve got it…now let me rearrange the letters of: charismatic……crimctsih……shrcihchet……cpmatsshi……..ainpichtsas…..painintheass. -RealTime-

Get your mind off the pub Ty, hehe -Stoney-

This guys sounds as tho he is so far up himself he has to put a toothbrush up his ass to brush his teeth ffs!!!!!! -Sloth-

Sarcasm is what it’s called =P and if you was here I’d toss ya out in the snow in your nickers just for talking bout mine -Ty Capulet-

heh! love the “ur gonna have to buy me another beer – youre still ugly” comment….. im going to file that away into my brain to pull out at work when the next filthy ugly slurry attempts a pick up. -Cryptic-

MMMMMMM BEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Neanderthal-

Speaking of such, it must be time for another session with divinity…(beer) -SuperMono-

in case of emergency .. like when people ask if i’m awake, i can carry on a semi intelligent coversation without waking up, really useful when you want to miss trains and planes etc.. -Stoney-

Stoney…I go to sleep to the soft melow tunes of Metallica -The Joker-

Ok smarty pumpkin britches, ur in 4 it now. -Straynjer-

ur all weirdo’s and i can’k speel -Peter Pantsless-

hahaha, no, don’t make legs…. unless they’re sexy…. i like sexy legs… *drools all over pootah* -Outlaw-

Before long some grotty minded individual is going to make some sort of disgusting comment along the lines of… “Hey there is no room for your legs that I can see unless you stick your ankles behind your ears!” … oops …. -Oglar-

“This thread will all end in Tears!” -Oglar-

correct me if I am wrong, Ty… but I get the feeling our Capulet isn’t into males… -Iron Fugitive-

P.S – I’m put here(as az said) for everyones entertainment, so again, laugh at my expense. P.P.S – fuck u Cato…. -Atticus-

Anyone know why I was being asked to hurry at the inventory station? You know a woman needs time to put on her make-up. HAHA *smiles* -Ty Capulet-

if i see one more <censored by Stoney> then you will feel the full wrath of my humour. this is not advised. -Stoney-

MY PIG ROCKS! -Cryptic-

Argh come on mate, you know I am just a fluky ass sniper wanttabe! -Dog of War-

Fug, you know how much I hate having to think hard late at night…. so I’ve gone on strike! -Cryptic-

RD, the Dog says, pee on that tree…..ooops sorry that was ya base invent station. -Dog of War-

Ahhh for hampster sake…. -Atticus-

You dont, by any chance, play the flute at bandcamp do you? -Cryptic-

*bows 20 times to master yort* -Cryptic-

FORL! I thkni we nned a illito<<<<< allitter<<<<<< bad writing meddle. -Straynjer-

Yeah it did! I couldn’t explain it!!!!??!!?!??!??!… but the minute I got accepted into this awesome clan..my eyes bulged out, my muscles blew up, veins in my neck popped out and err…looks down…. nope..haven’t grown one yet, but I’m scared now! -Ty Capulet-

ive just turned into a vampire and am having issues with my guys running around and sucking everyone dry…. argh! -Cryptic-

Ok twinkies, a significant but invisible change has just occured… -Straynjer-

I’ve had twinkies…. they rock. I can understand why so many yank’s are fat… if i had access to twinkies 24/7 i’d be a fat bastard and a half. The fact that they dont decay has always played on my mind… -Cryptic-

btw – croc tastes goooooooooood!!! -Cryptic-

WARNING: DRUG USE, BAD LANGUAGE AND BREASTS -Zyn-

I LIKE TITS!!!! -Atticus-

Atti Atti he’s our man, if he can’t do it no-one can!!! -OF Syntax-

You’re MY super duper man Atti.. *batts lashes* c’mon…lemme see u in that blue suit of yours!!! -Ty Capulet-

I’m the clan dummy. -Outlaw-

Heya Mate, keep chattin with us you never know what’ll happen..we’re currently chockers full. Heya Mate, keep chattin with us you never know what’ll happen..we’re currently chockers full. Heya Mate, keep chattin with us you never know what’ll happen..we’re currently chockers full. Heya Mate, keep chattin with us you never know what’ll happen..we’re currently chockers full. -Cryptic-

Santa didn’t give me a damn GF2 Ultra. I sat on his kneee and everything. -Kamakiri-

That wasn’t his knee Kama……. -Atticus-

You guys must be getting close to it.. so here it is *smiles* -Ty Capulet-

Haven’t had the pleasure of playing with you yet, but from what I can see on these forumns, you seem pretty good… -Iron Fugitive-

My skins gunna have to have a set of sunnies so i can perv methinks!! -Atticus-

does your skin say ‘not real bright’ on the back or what ? -Stoney-

Whatever your faith or belief, just have a good time and preserve enough brain cells to retain hand-eye co-ordination. -Cato-

i figure if i do the deed theres no going back . -Stoney-

(bible) It’s always up there in the “Best Selling Books of All Time”. God knows why -Cato-

Leave me alone with my lyrics damnit! -Outlaw-

well it doesnt work that way with RD gurls…right Vix? *chuckles* WE pimp YOU -Ty Capulet-

Of course they show off… thats part of being female online and having the absolute adoration of men… throw the internet geek factor into the equation and its on for young and old. -Cryptic-

I’ll admit, when there a female players around, I am more motivated, especially if they talk dirty. -Outlaw-

Are you like some really smart old guy, full of wisdom and endless, pointless stories? -Outlaw-

Go Microsuck!!! LOL -RealTime-

GOD rides a ducati? Nar, the man’d have more taste than that neander! -SuperMono-

Screams around the pearly gates on a 916 is what Ive heard…. Now would angels lie!!!? -Neanderthal-

Butch the bike-handicapped – or the black duck of RD -Atticus-

He was less than half my size and could say no more than “Meep” I said, Hi, how was your trip? He replied with, Meep Meep, Meep -Outlaw-

highlight of my day today was a scratch of the left nut. -Cryptic-

We are whoopin it up in the US. (did I say that right Kraven?) -Butch-

I know a guy who’s job used to be throwing chickens through jet engines to see if they would make it stall blow up etc. not live chickens just the frozen sort -WRX-

Just before you kill me, try not to think about the fact that I play Tribes naked! -Cato-

juss jokes, you’ll allways be my lil religious punk violin tribes buddy! -Atticus-

i was a lot less paranoid when you wheren’t around Rav -Stoney-

Damn it, last time I trust a chick to find porn for me -Iron Fugitive-

Well, I am “My Cousin the Wife-Beatah”. -Rav-

dude !! deleted quake yet ? -Stoney-

*Hands stoney his slippers and pipe* -Neanderthal-

if you see me wander in to a server, swear, run around in circles, then drop. Its just the frantic foot-tapping getting out of hand again. -Stoney-

So, lightning + Hydrogen. This NASA guy spent how long doing research? Perhaps all those flames were caused by methane buildup from flatulent Germans. -TimTam-

nowhere near as impressive as southpark though .. that ‘krazy kenny’ has to be seen to be beleived. -Stoney-

I’m there, just call me offensively suicidal. -Straynjer-

Butcher is cheating in Ambar empire!!!! he has to be, hes beating me!!! -Atticus-

Well, we feel we are paying Ty enough here at RD to keep us humble blokes entertained with sexy skins and provocative captions. -Atticus-

we sometimes discuss munchies, me having to explain ‘timtams’ and kraven ‘Peanut butter cups’ -Stoney-

i follow in a true southpark tradition and sing to ty “blame canada blame canada” -Cryptic-

lol there were so many comments i wanted to type here about boat people then…. but in the interest of political correctness i’ll think them and cack myself instead. -Cryptic-

Oi, what have you got against the techies? -Mithraist-

Hmm, I hope you don’t _really_ have an autographed mork & mindy picture… -SuperMono-

HAY WHAT’S THAT TY, SORRY DID YOU SAY YOUR COMMING? *swoosh. thud* ARG S*** TY THAT HURT. -Desmo-

OK I COPIED THAT… ROGER THAT ..BUT ONLY BREATHING HEAVY AS OF YET WATCH OUT FOR THOSE CRASH LANDINGS… -Ty Capulet-

I CANT HEAR YOU GUYS… SPEAK UP WAIT, IM GETTING ANOTHER SIGNAL IN… IT SAYS ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (I had to put this in LOL) -RedYak-

It’s always nice to put something back into something we love. -RealTime-

<spits>cheats</spits> -Cryptic-

Don’t stand still and re-adjust ya testicles. U just end up with uncomfortable underwear for ya trip to heaven or hell…where ever you are bound… -Joker-

There are some things that even TimTim or I cannot fix! -Lanion-

Bugger, where the hell do I start? -Tim Tam-

One more warning will result in dishonourable discharges for both me and the chick. -Fugitive-

one of these days i’ll mmake ‘officer rogue’ -Ty Capulet-

Its fun playing army men -Atticus-

Can someone start a big religious debate please? I’d love one, but I don’t want to get blamed for starting it myself.. -Rav-

nothing like sorting the bible bashers from the devil dashers.. me, well, i have splinters -Cryptic-

hehehe a moody woman….whats new?.. -Dog of War-

Hey, ICEHAWK Told Me You Guys Where The Best There IS… -SN1P3R WOLF-

Next week we will learn how to rid the world of all known diseases.. -Straynjer-

does that inc. web site image space and anythink sexual ? -Peter Pantsless-

Do your best!!! I’d say I’d be rooting for you but I don’t think that’s appropriate in Oz… So I’ll ‘cheer’ instead. -Ty Capulet-

You dont use Guided Missiles much do you? -Tim Tam-

Man I feel like a newbie all over again!!! -BoF Angel-

Ummm, can I have some of that stuff your taking please? -Kamakiri-

(another joke – fuck im funny) -Atticus-

lol, i know how to chew some rug, but depending on ur pov thats not neccessarily anything to do with dancing.. -Cryptic-

Apparently it is because of an unusually high glucose level in my, um, oh hang on, this is the general forum, sorry. -Straynjer-

I heard it depends on what you eat. Sweet tooth Stray? Oh! is this the public forum? Hmm..sorry -Ty Capulet-

Apparently pineapple juice is the go ty, had a gf that wanted me to drink it – to make my caviar more palettable… -Cryptic-

I love pineapple, so i had no issues drinking the juice, untill i learnt it was a strong anti-oxidant and i spent half the day on the john. -Cryptic-

(geez that doesn’t sound good coming from a gurl ) -Ty Capulet-

mm – i think im addicted to whoring tho. I must be a dirty whore. -Cryptic-

…….i like dirty whores…….. -Atticus-

can i watch? ~ -Ty Capulet-

Its comments like those Ty that make me think you might be a Bloke. -Dog of War-

Yeah, but you don’t charge anything, you just give head for free. -Dirty Outlaw-

HOW DARE U THERE’S A CHARGE AFTER THE FIRST 5 hey OutLAw Msg me on ICQ!!!! -Peter Pantsless-

and I don’t charge for sex like Peter Pantiless does -Ty Capulet-

I don’t think that I could get away with being a lass….URK….hell I would make one ugly lass. *shudders* -Dog of War-

lmao peter. are you talking about “mines” or “minds” – slight difference, altho both can explode.. -Cryptic-

You sure thats PVP and not PVC …… -Neanderthal-

I love PVC…just prefer it on a man *chuckles* -Ty Capulet-

Hm, yet to listen to a shoutcast. Do they speak in uppercase? -Straynjer-

And Krav – never seen ya bud but your typing’s kinda sexy ROFL -Ty Capulet-

bah, fuckit, i heard canadians were better then americans anyway….. -Atticus-

Hey, where’s my kiss? -Outlaw-

*SMOOCH* just filling in for Ty rofl -Butcher-

“before you go beyond these walls, just remember my dog likes balls” -Cryptic-

I see this discussion has returned… -Mithraist-

EDIT: Was prolly better in another thread on a different day. -Rav-

Whine whine, winge winge… -Straynjer-

Heh, I’m apparently a boyscout. -Mithraist-

LOL well we all prob know but I’m “The Fratboy” Independent Evil Sex Provider -Desmo-

The male sterotype is just an act we males play to give you women something to talk about.. -Rav-

Hey RT…Duck you! -Ty Capulet-

Now that would produce a mighty fart-squeak! -Cryptic-

Naw…he seems ok now…GOTTA see what these kewl dewds look like for real tho ~~~Has anyone else ever seen one? -Ty Capulet-

*realises he is scaring all the other people away* oops -Mithraist-

Your friendly neighbourhood sagg here, sticking his foot in his mouth probably.. -Stoney-

ahhh, go bondi go… *bounce, jiggle* *SQUEEZE* -Cryptic-

*pampers and appreciates RealTime* oo…I take that back…you don’t need it *giggles* -Ty Capulet-

Atticus you are a Giraffe! -Atticus-

*focus’s on Ty’s undercarriage* -Atticus-

one word. Begins with C and ends with T. -Cryptic-

Carpet? -Cato-

mirrors at the side of the bed work for me… -Cryptic-

omg i’d have to be gay to be attracted to that guy… -Ty Capulet-

Who said drugs were bad? -Cato-

Shame, shame, shame on you Ty. And not one pussy joke yet…. -RealTime-

you said pussy.. -Ty Capulet-

CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! CNUT!! -Joker-

Are you a wiki kojer? -Neanderthal-

No wukkin furries mate! -Dog of War-

~~~[EDITED]-Atti is the bestestestest and Ty is the fruity fruit ~~~ -Ty Capulet-

*embarassed…not bare assed….embarassed* -Ty Capulet-

No need to be bare assed about it.. -Atticus-

I’ll get right on that El Capitano Cryptico! -Ty Capuleto-

Geosucks! just added to the ‘sucks’ list. -Ty Capulet-

the sig is forgotten when there is a room of blokes and the crosshairs are on the nuts. -Cryptic-

Cryptic…..ummm……please stop looking at my Dog’s Nuts! -Dog of War-

Now Crypt do we get the ‘how to wash a cat’ next? -Desmo-

you said pussy.. -Ty Capulet-

Oh the Shame. -Straynjer-

that’s easy, all you need is a bag and some rocks and a nice deep river…. -Black Magic-

Missing your cat……check under my Tyre. -Dog of War-

It comes in lots of different colours and flavours and just makes the whole world seem a nicer place. -Cato-

Another piece of free and probably useless information from: {RD}WRX -WRX-

buy a new computer, invite your friends around, crack some cans of that new BEER stuff and burn the old computer while dancing around it. -Straynjer-

it did literally make me want to hurt live things it drove me so insane -Cryptic-

Geez Rav you type some of the longest post I have ever seen. -Neanderthal-

*spurt* -Cryptic-

“servers talk, bullshit walks” -Straynjer-

I’m not addicted *twich* -Desmo-

I’m considering quitting work and becoming a proffessional triber. -Cryptic-

theres always room for both beer and gaming = ) -evilKING-

I neeeeeeeeeeeeed a day job. -Cryptic-

Hehehe, Ty now you know why I snipe, keeps me outta trouble. -Dog of War-

Havent you guys aver shouted “We need more defence” “Defend our base” “Our base has been taken” followed by the punch line “Going offense” -Atticus-

Kama just has too much money for his own good -WRX-

*call me intel boy* : ) -evilKING-

Anyway, time for more tribes induced sleep deprevation, which no doubt you’ve realized by now I am currently already suffering from. -Rav-

Bring out the green men with jetpacks Cryptic, lets fry Rav’s mind. -Atticus-

Now we all know why “Lock-Tops” where invented for medication bottles hey. -RealTime-

Take that to the developers!!!! -RealTime-

yes people look at me funny -Ty Capulet-

Don’t tell everyone about us Ty!! -Atticus-

I feel so weird. -Ty Capulet-

*stray transfers Sir Postalot title to WRX* -Staynjer-

And just when the FUCK DO YOU!! get the time to play Solitare? -Neanderthal-

Been a fan of chilli for years and my lips are still tingling after 2 stubbies of Gods own Emu Bitter -Neanderthal-

Is this the future or not? -Rav-

I taped my Commodore 64 songs onto a disk.. -Mithraist-

(brarp brarp, old fart warning!!!) -Straynjer-

I just listen to myself dying all the time. It seems to be regular enough to call it music.. -Butch-

People who overuse flash should be lined up and offered a cigarette. -Cato-

Bah! Scrooge McWeb, that’s you. -Straynjer-

pleae4 exucse my spe=lluing byt – i am veryu very pissed and cannto befucked fixign it all up so that is it presentablet. -Cry[ptiv-

dooont worriy ccrypyt it was veryr presentablet -DkB RedYak-

How's it hanging? (little to the left, short & shrivelled??) -Cryptic-

Yup! I can see myself wasting a fair amount of time that i dont have -Cryptic-

*kick kick kick* -Cryptic-

*rubs ass in a pitifull atempt to relieve the pain* -Iron Fugitive-

I will still show my ugly head and I will still get my ass kicked by all of you but hey, let me enjoy it. -Dog of War-

*runs off skipping* 'its safe to go out on the hills again, its safe to go out on the hills again, its safe to go out on the hills again!' -Straynjer-

Sorry to see you go.....but I feel safer already -Joker-

A man with priorities. Hmm.. -Ty Capulet-

it should be noted that RD has at least three 40+ members. We ain't no spring chickens here. -Zyn-

as for TRIBES not lasting forever, T1, T2, T3 lets see it goto T2000 yeah! -Icehawk-

so, stoned as I was, I didn't have much to say to the charming gentleman -Straynjer-

Cracker jack, logged in to the site and it was on 29997 on the dial -Straynjer-

The word "Jealous" comes to mind Stray -RealTime-

Can't wait for a game with all 30 of us on at the same time. That will be something! -Cato-

LOL, we should make a dumbass thread..... -Atticus-

I'm like most other teenagers, allways stacking bikes or skateboards, or injuring oneself from jumping off roofs, etc. I think it just comes with the testosterone -Iron Fugitive-

To this day my parents believe I just had a bad skid -Mithraist-

Mith was reading his book while riding -Ty Capulet-

Atti go to school or you will be late.. -Neanderthal-

I'll think of you at exam time *big grin* -Cryptic-

hmmm why arent there more chicks/babes playing tribes? -SA Loki-

Come on Atti, that doesn't mean she's off the menu! Just means she ain't frigid. She has yet to discover that Mr lips is a self obsessed wanker or similar, at which point the charming and funny Atticus becomes more noticable to her etc etc... -Straynjer-

just don't give em the time o day and they'll be all over ya ...always worked on me Hey even now with ya not posting so much I am getting insecure ~ -Ty Capulet-

And yes..Canadian gurls are nicer...they're just all in Canada *grumbles*-Ty Capulet- you're certainly not the lone ranger there mate! -Cryptic-

Seriously going to explod if I don't get T2 very very f***ing soon ...*quivers* -Desmo996- All I have to say is .."o my" -Ty Capulet-

great to have you back you crazy insect you -Cryptic-

1 |-|/-\\/3 7o 13/-\|2|\| |)00|) - §P3/-\|< |\|0|/\| |)/-\|\/||\| !!! -Ty Capulet-

/me smacks anyone that talks jibberish again on these boards. -Atticus-

Just slap me -Rav-

We play a virtual game with real people. -RealTime-

This site kicks some serious freckle!!! -RealTime-

God status for stray i reckon!!!!! -Slothos-

Atti is even feeding his hampster anabolic steroids so that it will be able to peddle faster and increase his cpu speed.. -Cryptic-

screw the hampster..... *pops a pill* -Atticus-

Ok, i'll stop bothering you Cryp, even though i am a 15 year old latvian -Cyberian Wolf-

Yeah but I don't know ACH-TEE-OM-EL that well either. -RealTime-

LOL - ur a cunny funt. -Cryptic-

Ty: instead of hitting them, what about slapping them around with a large trout? -Cyberian Wolf-

heh..did i give you a bad trout experience? -Ty Capulet-

Here to you that will fit in well. Grab a beer from the fridge, and me and Atti will have one too. Dont give any to Outlaw hes under aged. -Neanderthal-

As I said, I am no genius... -Rav-

Simple explanation Magic.. Now that your in the army you have to drink. We all know the saying.. Guns and Alchol Do mix.. hmmm Now do i have that right? -Butch-

i think uni students and alcohol mixes betterer.... altho, drunken army and uni students dont mix.... draw ya own conclusions -Atticus-

Maybe you guys should change the home page to say that RD is not currently recruiting 'males'! -TellurianX9B-

thx guys! ill do my best not to screwup and drop detpacks in the clan coffee room-Lisa- yeah....i is holding a bottle right now and i say post what you want, who cares what u say copz u only live oncew and can only express one persons view per life time, regardlesss how many have fell before you. back up back up -Atticus-

I am Rogue-dependant. -Ty Capulet-

Keep on the dope and you will be right. Let the grass lead the way. -Kamakiri-

Sin is bad. We should lead a holy life -Kamakiri-

Do you want to keep me.... ? -Cryptic-

I SAW HIM FIRST!!! -LeXie-

no offence crypt but she can keep ya -WRX-

Now Now WRX.. no need to try and mask the truth. We all know how you really feel. -Cryptic-

I wouldn't try it m8.. heard what happened to the last fella that wanted ya. -Desmo996-

YAY! I got my P Plates! Muahahahahaha. Now there's a new terror on the roads... ME! -Black Magic-

*innocently wonders what your legs look like* -Ty Capulet-

Strays got cyclists legs with a beer belly -WRX-

OMG just call me Momma Tylia -Ty Capulet-

hehe i found your titties Atti *giggles* -LeXie-

I was getting lonely without them Atti. -Kamakiri-

Hey Atti! Hey Titties! WELCOME BACK! -Sickfest-

Damn! And I thought this was going to become the new recipe section. -Oglar-

Some typos are pretty funny. I do that one all the time. It makes me wonder if I am acute or obtuse (sp?)...hehe. -ArchAngel-

women are acute and men are obtuse...depending on which 'angle' you are looking from ~~ -LeXie-

I do have acute wife!! -ArchAngel-

1 smile just isnt enough in a situation like this-Icehawk- wuggy fuggers -Dog of War-

We met at Neanderthal's place just before lunch, stoked the barby, cracked some tinnys and had a great yack about wine, cheese, oh, and tribes. -Straynjer-

3 pionts (that's how u r sposed to say it) of Guinness each and we were happy little chumblees. -Straynjer-

*looks up /\/\ at Straynjer*Fooken eyeresh -Neanderthal-

happy birfdy crypto.. jeez i am twice your age (thinks bout buying walking frame soon lolol) -Slothos-

He's a nasty little boy. -Straynjer-

Within our worldPossibilities are endlessIdeas are tangibleAnd dreams become destinationsWithin our worldImaginationmeetsreality.Are you ready? -Rav-

I was freakier as a kid. It's all under control now *winks all evil like* -LeXie-

We never left you dummy! -Illusion-

Hey! I am the bad-guy for once! w00t! Chicks dig the bad-guy. Do I get an eye-patch? -0L0-

Heh, the chicks dig rogues more -Lovelock-

And yes...unfortunately, I am completely thrilled by the bad boy, or the cool headed untouchable =] -LeXie-

Will the rogues be able to defend the shifter weapons?Will Atticus pickup anymore fat chicks?Will someone give WRX money to buy a gravcycle?All questions will be answered….in THE STORY!!! -Atticus-

Ignoring the fluffy whip…for now. -WRX-

did you breath while writing that Mate?? -ArchAngel-

Oh no, I just heard a Beowulf passing on the street!! -Straynjer-

oooooooo I will NOT say what I was just thinking…  I will say instead, you all have HUGE and wonderful brains on you =] -LeXie-

*shakes forum* -Cryptic-

Yah I’m still around just in case you were missing me -Laars Ootzen-

Shhhh crypt, were sleeping !!!! -Alchemist-

well you know ur good when…. -LeXie-

I’m too busy to give poop at the moment -Straynjer-

As U all know I lurk around here a bit -Foxor-

TELETUBBIES Arrrgghhhhhhhhh RUN ! -Alchemist-

ok, my head hurts -Black Magic-

Time for Dr Straynjely’s vision of the pooter of tomorrow -Straynjer-

Wow, imagine a game of Tribes where you can actually feel the blast from a mortar, 8 year olds who can strip and assemble F88 steyrs faster then the SAS, and having sex with pamela anderson….*slaps himself* quit dreaming -Black Magic-

I just want to be able to scratch and sniff. -LeXie-

the correct mathematical equation for all this is: fully immersive VR running t2=’s*spurt* -Cryptic-

No I do not take drugs, no I do not drink or smoke, it’s a natural occurance -Lovelock-

you rock! -Cryptic-

in your dreams …heh -Joker-

*starts singing* More beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more BEER….lullie lullie lull lull lah…. -Dog of War-

Will you stop complaining about spelling already?! -I||usion-

Read the code young Jedi, read the code. -Straynjer-

“SHOW ME THE MONEY” -Archangel-

I’ll have a few hookers, a few grams of cocaine, with a side order of a Ferrari… -I||usion-

well thats easy fixed illusion, how will you pay? cash, cheque or BLOOD! -Attikus-

And who says Australian aren’t the masters of sarcasm -Archangel-

I GOT BUGZZZZ -Neanderthal-

There is some weird shit happening here. Where is my question? Is someone playing a trick on me? -Kamakiri-

Kamakiri’s comments not allowed. -I||usion-

*cries with lexie* -Kamakiri-

coloured scroll bars.. GAG! might go and do some anyway… -TerroX-

one medal down all the rest to go… -evilKING-

OLO you are very very evil >:) -Cryptic-

I reckon “Oink” is a pearler of a name! -Cryptic-

Vurt’s name suggestion : Free BeerEveryone likes free beer -FoD Vurt-

Hmmm I Dont know about indecision, someone else decide.. -Foxor-

straynjer how come u changed ryda’s sub title from Rd ROcks to Decision Maker before changing mine i am very unhappy now, u better check for mail bombs, I KNOW WHERE U LIVE…. I LIVE WHERE U LIVE!! -evilKING-

21 grabs, but only 1 got away -Black Damage-

Congrats Butch!!! Another Rogue bites the big one. -Cryptic-

I remember he locked her out of the room for a tac match last year. ROFL Boys will be boys! -Attikus-

Nice work!! I look forward to welcoming you to the dark side…..muwahahahaha!!!! -Archangel-

but i was being dirty Captain! -Cryptic-

Sounds harsh? Probably. Unreasonable? No. -Cryptic-

“Where do I cum from?” -Black Magic-

I’m not male and I’m not an electircian. -Sparky 404-

So tell us, why did you choose to be boy? -Straynjer-

Just call it male intuition. -RealTime-

always wanted to come out of a closet…. Just was never in one *sigh* -LeXie-

“He’s certainly not kicking his ass, but he’s doing something to his ass.” -OF Freedom-

Well bro, it’s not as if I can miss that target *taps BM’s head* -Lovelock-

theres something about women on the net and tribes that gets us all going -Cryptic-

Could it be that your RD Stoney’s love child.. ? -Neanderthal-

I’M NOT A GOD!!! You can all stop worshipping me now muahaha, think I’ll keep the temple however -Lovelock-

I’m out of the closet – I’m a full blown lesbian!!! (hey? i have a tongue aswell!!) -Attikus-

Hummm…. I just ran a psychological profile on Sparky’s response above and interestingly, the chance of a female using the term or words “my computer is F****ED” is very slim. Are we telling the truth really?? -RealTime-

Prisoner of War camp has made u paranoid Captain! -Cryptic-

hmmm, i seem to have lost my way with women, both RL and now VRr aswell….. -Attikus-

and if Sparky doesn’t want Atti’s tits then…. well… they’re up for grabs for all lacking…. keerect? -LeXie-

Can’t believe how monster this thread is. nothing like the girls to get the blood rising. -Straynjer-

i play good drinking games tho and they all love me for that ~ -LeXie-

The other secret is that Sparky is the author of a book about how to make your message board posts get at least 80 replies (in 10 easy steps!) -DkB RedYak-

*chuckles* why the hell do women confuse you? And why the hell do you let them? *smiles* -LeXie-

whats with all the bloody secrets u cunnoxes! -Cryptic-

You guys wouldn’t make good TV writers. I’ve just changed channels-RealTime- well whatever flicks ur switch RT -Cryptic-

Did everyone notice I was around chicks?, good – that means you think I get chicks, therefore I am cool. -TerroX-

Well for me it was just FATE! As it always is *smiles* -LeXie-

its cryptically cryptic of me isnt it? -Cryptic-

Mmmmm I love Tim Tams. -Tim Tam-

eeeeep ok…so we need to find a new word for that for the Jedi religion… *thinks* hmmm….. ok every time someone sneezes ask “did you get any on ya?” *giggles* OH FOR HAMPSTERS SAKE!!!! -LeXie-

That bingo playing been getting to ya head Lexie? -OF Freedom-

*confiscates Lexies glass of wine* -Dog of War-

You are a bad bad gurl. -Straynjer-

I don’t know any big words on my own *smiles* I isn’t very smart =] an a little unneredacated. -LeXie-

“You Sux!” -BLOWFISH 4o4-

You suck, swallow and blow! -Black Magic-

and not necessarily in that order -LeXie-

*looks very worried* Are you all ok? -Dog of War-

Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you -Rav-

dodgy geekies! -Cryptic-

*drools over the Australian sort* -LeXie-

lol – i always let ppl know when im “cumming” – its just common courtesy isnt it? lol -Cryptic-

Finally abused. -Cryptic-

throw T2 out the closest window and go back to collecting pr0n -FoD Vurt-

I got my filthy little paws on a copy of Naughty Nurses 3 last night… muahahaa -Cryptic-

Go on, hook a brother up! MUAHAHA -0L0-

LOL – u shouldnt need hooking up OLO – chicks dig an eyepatch remember!!! -Cryptic-

spam spam beautiful spam -Cryptic-

You’re a dirty tease Cryp! -0L0-

*batts lashes* -Cryptic-

I’ll make you breakfast in the morning… -0L0-

That script would appear to suck very much! -Archangel-

Damn i am a forumwh0re -FoD Vurt-

I’ll put money on the fact… -Rav-

I do lots. always room for more! -Cryptic-

I sure hope this problem is limited to me… -FR RaTY-

***Zachrifice The Dumbass walsk in, sees people talking in some wierd advanced language and walks out in shock*** -Zachrifice-

I think i just ruptured my aortic arch… -FR RaTY-

we’re going to keep you in suspense -Cryptic-

It’s all free btw… -Archangel-

I got this wonderful information… -Butch-

I have an illegal operation while doing it -iG Archmage L-

And I have seen him do it to others too.. -Foxor-

I wouldn’t worry about what that guy said… -Joker-

I’m with Joker on this one. You guys work well together as a team… -Arhcangel-

Yep, and I bags front row… -RealTime-

Yep, me and realtime will shoutcast commentary.. -Attikus-

|RD| takes pride in its members and its community.. -Cryptic-

I wouldn’t bet against that Cryp -0L0-

yes Eeyore! there should always be a fiddle list! -Cryptic-

Cool lets head down to the pub for a bender.. -Neanderthal-

thanx guys i feel like having a buckety now -evilKING-

Im a sneaky bugger in games.. -Foxor-

mine was a mixture of a love of magic and a lack of originality… -Black Magic-

me being 14 aint as smart as some -AOF Vandle-

crazy boy! -TerroX-

me + spare time = no optimised use -Cryptic-

you are all here for my entertainment alone I thought… -LeXie-

*pats the back of smurfette’s head, whilst she appears to sob in my lap* -Cryptic-

hmm that was ‘almost’ endearing Pappa Spurt… -LeXie-

You are nearly 10% of all posts talky boy. -Straynjer-

rofl – says he of 9% of all the posts! -Cryptic-

hmm.. ok. i may be a whore.. and i may be cheap – but im NOT EASY!!!! -Cryptic-

*pokes you with a BIG stick* -LeXie-

don’t go around poking people with big sticks, lexie. not only is it mean and rude, but they might also poke you back. *looks suspiscously cryptic* -Black Magic-

let’s just call him “Mr. Bubbles” and be done with it shall we? -Cryptic-

I don’t even look at em less they 10 yrs older than my kid. -LeXie-

oooh! -Cryptic-

I held my quiet as long as i could.. i was bursting at the seams.. -Cryptic-

My advice for today… men should never ever say “teehee” under any circumstances… especially if you are holding a big banana…. -Cryptic-

why are you always holding your banana? -LeXie-

you’re going down this time! -0L0-

that shite is VERY addicting *smiles and twitches* -LeXie-

ooooooooh… i thought i was cured.. *twitch* *twitch* -Cryptic-

This isnt nessasarly a bug… -Panthera-

ya gotta be in it to win it -Panthera-

your always smiling and chuckling. not that, that is bad thing of course -EvA-

if I am grumpy…I log out -LeXie-

That does suck -Cryptic-

Great way to sneak around… -FR RaTY-

Fuck cheaters -FoD Vurt-

That’s a great story. Loved it. -Straynjer-

Does this mean im an ogre?? -Neanderthal-

i love chinese subtitles! hehee -LeXie-

All your base skins are belong to us. -Straynjer-

and theres nuffin u can do bout it. -Cryptic-

Ooh, u r a norty boy… -Straynjer-

*cough*… Nipple!!… Erk! -BLOWFISH 4o4-

Nipples are win!! -Cryptic-

worth a look it’s just gorgeous! -LeXie-

Why are you coughing lexie? got a frog in your throat?… -Cryptic-

Don’t say it’s too big. Any smaller and it loses quality -OF Syntax-

I think you could add a little more bump to it… -Terrorforce-

I stand in awe of the work of others. -Archangel-

now now now!! dont get me started on the spurts!! -Cryptic-

btw: no pun intended -DoDDu-

well it has finally happened and it scares the bejeezus outta me!!! -Slothos-

See….. how many time have we said…. “Practice make perfect” -RealTime-

Name ya kid Attikus – its a pretty good name! -Attikus-

‘I shall call him, mini me’ -OF Syntax-

spanky you Crypt3c naughty boy! -Terrox-

Terrox is win -Cryptic-

Is there a drink called Terrox? -Straynjer-

We got the moves.. -Cryptic-

I want to complain about the ppl in RD who have low pings, your going to have to tell them to start being crap -BLOWFISH 4o4-

*dink* *dink* *dink*…..sound of Angel hitting head against screen-Archangel- So then I got really angry and jumped up and down and put on the white paste shit… -Kamakiri-

Thermal Paste man strikes again! -LeXie-

And whats wrong with chicks like that sucking …. -Butcher-

I leik cheeze -Lapsiek-

Behold the awesome power of, CHEESE! -Rav-

Hmm… better not let mith in this thread.. he’ll start singing praises of both his types of music.. country AND western! -Cryptic-

Long live Vivaldi! -Lovelock-

etc etc etc -evilKING-

When the hell is midlife? I need something to blame all this on… -LeXie-

actually my favourite singer of all time is Mith!!! -LeXie-

i feel your pain -FoD Vurt-

does it mean you have a fetish for cupboards?? -Cryptic-

I am over the cuboard… -FoD Vurt-

mm .. more coffee .. why thankyou .. -Lapsiek-

Yo, Yo.. Look out homies, they iz a new player in town.. Got a pocket fulla cheddar, and a gang O hoe’s doin the biz.. -The Foxman-

One can never learn enough.. -Cryptic-

*dink* *dink* *dink* -Archangel-

I luv beer. -Mert-

It’s the bubbles that make it fun. Inebriation is win -FoD Vurt-

Helping ugly people have sex since 2000 B.C -Neanderthal-

canadians are the largest consumers of home brewing kits in the world -FR RaTY-

Silly canadians. Who else would eat a home brewing kit? -Black Magic-

Canadians are crazy though. So some probably do eat them. -OF Freedom-

The Web Nazi’s have taken Vurt’s ICQ access away from him at work… NOOOOO!!!! -Cryptic-

A moments silence for my ICQ access please. -FoD Vurt-

PS. You get used to the dark .. -Lapsiek-

lol, when did u learn to hack, Man of impressive nuts? -Black Magic-

LAMER clap, clap, clap, LAMER clap, clap, clap, LAMER clap, clap, clap, LAMER clap, clap, clap, LAMER clap, clap, clap, LAMER clap, clap, clap, ………….. -RealTime-

bury him in the back yard and sell all his stuff at cash converters… -Joker-

Always that **ONE** step too far -Lapsiek-

*twilight zone music fades in* -Cryptic-

Cheeze eez nise! -Lapsiek-

/me sets mode + knowstoomuchforhisowngoodfs -Joker-

Come to think of it, where’s the sacrifice in my honour? 64 ring a bell? *laughs manically* -Lovelock-

you can retract your tongue from my bottom now! -Cryptic-

And what the hell is your button doing on my tongue?!?!?!?!?!? -LeXie-

Any takers? -FoD Vurt-

aruup shamalam aruup shamalam that team is reeeed hot …… that team is reeeeed hot aruup shamalam aruup shamalam -> does “aruup” dance -Cryptic-

*does that funny circling thing with fists put together* ‘go |RD|…go |RD|….’ Woohoo! -ARCHANGEL-

50,000 visits (to the home page alone) and 24,000 posts in 2 years. And we don’t even have a bus ad! -Straynjer-

Big brother is watching you …or is that big sister? -Vurt-

i often make fart noises.. dont usually need irc to do it tho! -Cryptic-

** Boom?? .. Aye .. Boom! ** -Lapsiek-

You know the usual .. .. Work .. Money .. flatulent episodes … -Lapsiek-

Jeez, I really wish ppl would grow up. *sigh* -Sparky 404-

let us poor time impoverished folks pick the grit from the shit. -Straynjer-

i am going to protest to remove the social stigma from farting in public… sorry , i had to drag this back into the gutter -Vurt-

Just cough when you fart, no one knows -Freedom-

lets organise national let em rip day!!! -Cryptic-

yeah ….nation fart day ..we could wear brown arm bands -Vurt-

OMG the dreaded F werd AGAIN! NOOOOOOOOOOO -LeXie-

wat u shaking ur head about little lex? -Cryptic-

Damn, I missed the off topic discussion b4 it went further off topic. -Straynjer-

woah , Staynjer is a tree hugging hippy….. -Vurt-

*stashes lots of mars bars into pocket* -RaTY-

I think too dirty for the general forum… *sigh* -LeXie-

dont laugh. im a uni student -RaTY-

I luv beer. -Mert-

Looks like we have another late night chatter -Freedom-

LeXie —————————- Do some work we are watching you -Vurt-

Please note the Nerf gun , used to nerf people that challange my work ethic -Vurt-

Male handbags are WIN!!! -RaTY-

I am going to be a ground dwelling creature in my next life right …..maybe a dung beetle ? -Vurt-

I would not like to have been the scientest that did the testing on how long a pig’s orgasm goes for. -Angel-

Cryppie gets all the women tribing -LeXie-

are_you_saying_i_cant_dance_lexie?? *gasp* -Cryptic-

LOL you is a Tribal Fred Astaire mate! -LeXie-

[pulls on tippity tap shoes] *clickity-click**clickity-click**clickity-click* Like the beat, beat, beat of the tom-tom When the evening shadows fall….. -Cryptic-

you guys are tripping right ? -Vurt-

tippity-tap tippity-tap tippity-tap tap-tap Wheee! -Straynjer-

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! -Cryptic-

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! -LeXie-

Whore? I heard someone call for a whore? -RaTY-

lmao. should make that goal eeeaaassssyyyy hehehe -Cryptic-

You are wh0ring well today young jedi! use the force lratyuke! -Cryptic-

Feeeel the force lratyuke! We are with you….. Summon the spam-saber to feel it* firmly in your hand. *Disclaimer: For the benefit of the dirty mind of LeXie: “it” in this sentence refers fully and completely to the spam-saber and in no way inpart of full refers to the mighty wang of lratyuke.* -Cryptic-

IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING THIS PROBLEM??? -WRX-

How are you today? I’m fine, blah, blah, blah….. -Sparky-

Ratman…kinda has a super hero ring to it dont ya think? -RaTY-

I’d say that’s a big fat sh*t yeah!! -Sparky-

lratyuke needs a camoflage poncho so he can look like princess leigha… -Cryptic-

how do u know my sexual fantisies? -RaTY-

She just couldn’t hide her cuteness even behind an ape face. -Rav-

(Women in executive management, what a turn-on!!) -Straynjer-

*wipes sweat from brow* -RaTY-

weekend haha!!!…yawns…plugs brain into hard disk……..nothing happening….gadagadagadagada……..Nothing………..NOTHING…………oh gosh!…mmmm..no hangovers no being naughty…..rage was good on sat….sunday brekkie was delicious….! gee took some photos…….unplugs brain -lleelu-

i had a slice of cold pizza. bachelor life sucks as far as cooking goes. -Cryptic-

2 minute noodles cooked properly rock – and its a good pickup line ”I got 2 minute noodles?” -Attikus-

“ur noodle better be longer than two minutes…” -LeXie-

i love making melting moments biscuits.. -Sloth-

i can cook cornflakes and milk ….oh and peanut butter on toast -Vurt-

i shall attempt to make magic ….. -Vurt-

Must be time for a bucket. -Neanderthal-

i am just a bloody tourist -LeXie-

Close your eyes and I’ll kiss youuuuuuu Toooomoooorrrrooooooow I’ll misssss youuuuuuuuu -Cryptic-

eZZA =] are you a 30 yr old Electrician? -LeXie-

EZZA dood! Welcome to our forums ………and keep yer mouth shut! -SickFest-

Leelu, it’s impossible for you not to keep reminding me of that gorgeous little semi naked babe in The Fifth Element.BIG BADA BOOM! -Rav-

hours of mindless fun.. -RaTY-

works really well for me and my budget machine -Lovelock-

/me looks for a place to snooze -eZZa-

Edit all posts so they say cool things about RD. -Rav-

I like smacking the little fellow against the tool bar .. BAD littleman .. BAD!!! -Lapsiek-

*smack…..whooosh…..smack* -LeXie-

come whore with us…. lets whore, lets whore away… -RaTY-

oooh sex talk!! run to the hills! -Cryptic-

Be a whore , don’t be a troll . Trolls lower the quality of the forum and inhibit the graceful movements of the wh0re. -Vurt-

I am spanky. -eZZa-

how does it feel cryptic ? -Vurt-

(bit like someone blowing on it) -Cryptic-

this prompts many images in my mind. -Cryptic-

Wooot!! I think I beat ya’ll today -eZZa-

u really really crack me up sometimes. no sense make i -Cryptic-

I do stupid stuff all the time… -LeXie-

so there i am sopped to the bone fully clothed.. shivering… and yes.. i had landed face first in dog shit. -Cryptic-

I could have been a pro-footballer… but i chose to wh0re instead *puffs chest out proudly* -Cryptic-

… no coming out of closets allowed by order of God -Vurt-